Space Bug’s LA Buzz
Column #6
September 22 - 26, 2003
Line of the week: Nick to Massimo: “Our first family trip. You
don’t think that Forrester will be too upset that he missed it do
you”
(or something like that...lol)
Well, last week I asked to be entertained, and for once, good old
Brad granted my wish...kind of (if only he’d break up Macy and
Deacon!) Well, yes, I was entertained, but not in the dramatic on
the edge of my seat way that I have a feeling was how I was supposed
to be entertained. It was more like a laugh out loud I can’t believe
that the show has come to this entertainment.
What entertained me last week you ask my friends? Well, you shall
see.
I was entertained greatly by good old Steffer’s hair styling. Well,
I guess she can look at it this way: by going silver, she doesn’t
look like she could be any relation to Brooke. (And she looks more
like Eric...ok, that’s just freaky). I’m in debate as to whether or
not I’m keen on this dramatic change. Don’t get me wrong, I think
that the style for Susan Flannery’s real life is good, but this
style doesn’t really fit Stephanie. Stephanie is very classic and
old school... this hair cut is not. I could say more, but upon
commenting on the way that actors and actress look, I’m riding a
very fine line. The only other thing that I will say is that it’s
mighty hard for me to take Stephanie seriously at the moment... and
in the words of Forrest Gump: “That’s all I have to say about that”.
And of course I was completely entertained by my lovely little song
bird’s ditty. I really think that it’s time that Bobbie puts out a
new CD... the other three albums of hers that I own are getting
lonely... it’s time that I made it an even four. And I loved the
song... a slow and pretty country tune... CLASSIC BOBBIE EAKES, I
must say. But as wonderful as the singing was, I couldn’t stop
myself from screaming at my TV relentlessly: “YOU’RE SINGING TO THE
WRONG GUY!!!” (Hopefully Brad heard me in his comfy little office in
LA all the way from my little Pittsburgh dorm room... you think that
he did?) And if I have to watch anymore kissy face scenes with
Deacon and Macy I’m going to puke! Bridgeies, I now know how you
felt having to watch Ridge with Taylor all those years....IT IS SO
ANNOYING WATCHING HALF OF YOUR FAVORITE COUPLE WITH SOMEONE ELSE!
Ok and now to the most entertaining and hilarious part of this week:
the kid-napping. GIVE ME A BREAK! I can not believe that this story
is even happening. It is so sad and so pathetic...it’s really giving
the whole custody storyline a run for its money as far as stupid
goes. Do you really expect me to believe that a terrorist
organization wants Ridge Forrester Marone? (ok, I know that it’s
really Shelia, but I’m pretending that I don’t know that cause this
is from last week, and technically if I’m writing about last week,
then I haven’t seen this week.) Ok, and Nick, what a nice brother he
is going to look for Ridge like that. What a tight nit family these
three have become so quickly... I mean, my God, Ridge and Thorne
have been brothers since the beginning of time and I don’t even
think that Thorne knows that Ridge is out of the country or got
married for that matter.
O, and this lovely little mystery girl running around. I posted on
the boards saying that I thought that it would be really funny if it
somehow turned out to by Taylor (even though we know that that’s not
possible), but come on, wouldn’t that be hilarious? It would sure be
a “shock plot”, now wouldn’t it? It would sure shock the hell out of
Ridge! But, no one responded to my post...I guess that I’m the only
one who wants Taylor back and Macy with Thorne.
But really friends, how pathetic was it watching Ridge just sit
there trying to saw his ropes off. Ok, the chest view was nice I’ll
admit, even though I’m not much (ok, not at all) a Ridge fan, but
other then that? I can sit and watch Ridge look pathetic any day
either sitting at his desk or laying next to Brooke... the fact that
he’s in the middle of the jungle, dirty and shirt less doesn’t
really enhance the patheticness that is Ridge. Oh, and another
thing. I hate to point this out to you Bridgeies, but I happened to
notice that Ridge did not say one word about Brooke and her well
being. Not one! Wouldn’t you think that as soon as he came to his
first words should have been: WHERE’S BROOKE? I mean, if they can
drag Ridge somewhere so easily, I think that they could have handled
the Brookester just fine. But no! The ever sensitive Ridge only
cared about himself and never once asked anyone if Brooke had been
harmed, where she was, or if she was Ok. If you ask me, all the more
proof that Brooke should have picked Nick. (Although, this does
leave the handsome Mr. Payne Marone wide open for my adorable Miss
Sammy Kelly...have I mentioned how much I love her?)
And now I must comment on this fight scene, that which entertained
me the most (even more so then Massimo attempting to comfort that
babbling Brooke)... OH MY GOD! Ridge, I’m sorry sweetie, but what
are you really going to do? The bashing of the two guy’s heads like
they were coconuts was great, but have we ever seen you attempt to
show any kind of aggression besides wanting to strangle Shelia? Oh,
and Nick’s whole back kicking the guy into the fire... how
wonderful. And why did Shelia showing up at the end with a gun not
surprise me. Cause just like Steffers showing up at the press
conference: IT WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED ANY OTHER WAY!
Now Shelia, sweetie, what I have to say for you: I welcomed you back
with open arms last year cause I remember you way back in the day on
Y&R with Lauren and Scott and the baby switching and the whole Sha-bang!
(Ok, I loved to hate you then, and I still love to hate you now)
But, you really let me down last time. You were supposed to kill
Amber and you killed my poor Taylor instead. (At least you tried to
pick off Brooke...lol... ok, I don’t mean that... who else would I
make fun of if Brooke wasn’t around...ok, Amber, but you know what I
mean!) So Shelia, you better do good this time sweetie! KILL RIDGE!
OR AT LEAST SHOOT HIM! AND FOR ONCE, DON’T STAND THERE WAVING THE
GUN AROUND IN THE AIR TALKING ABOUT IT...MAKE LIKE A NIKE PRODUCT
AND JUST DO IT!!!
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