BEST LINES by Lori
Quinn: Okay? How do I know you’re being straight with me?
Shauna: Quinn, I promise you there is nothing going on between us.
Quinn: Swear it on Flo’s life. Flo will burn in the eternal flames of hell if you are not telling the truth.
Wyatt: Mom, come on.
Wyatt: This is ridiculous.
Flo: You know, it’s– it’s fine. You can swear it on my life.
Shauna: Thank you. You’re fine with me swearing on you? Okay, fine. I swear on Flo’s life.