Young & The Restless Transcript
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Sally: Mm. Well, now that we’re here, the party has officially started.
Adam: Mm. Well, we definitely captured everyone’s attention.
Sally: Yeah, some more than others. I think it’s time we go greet the coordinator of this fine event.
Adam: [ Chuckles ] Alright, lead the way, miss. Hello, phyllis. Place looks great. Just wanted to thank you for handling the festivities. It’s gonna be a big night for newman media.
Phyllis: Big night for me. Lots of publicity for my hotel. And thank you, by the way, for the huge mound of cash you gave me to throw this party.
Jack: Congratulations on this new venture. I wish you lots of success with it.
Adam: Mm, thank you, jack.
Jack: Evening, sally.
Phyllis: You know, I don’t know if success is in the cards for this coupling. I’m pretty sure — now I was just telling jack that the two of you are probably gonna destroy each other, so have a good time while it lasts.
Adam: We will. Thanks.
Jack: Was that really necessary?
Phyllis: Yes, it was. Yes.
Nikki: Whose buttons is adam trying to push by bringing sally tonight?
Victor: I had no idea he was bringing anyone, and I don’t think I would have approved.
Nikki: Well, I have to tell you about some people who will not be attending.
Nikki: That’s why victoria called earlier. They’re not coming.
Nikki: Ashland is having a rough time coming off his second round of chemo.
Victor: I’m sorry to hear that.
Adam: Good evening, dad.
Adam: Dad, um, this is sally spectra. Sally, this is my father.
Victor: How do you do?
Sally: Hello, sir.
Victor: My wife, nikki.
Nikki: We’ve met.
Sally: Hi, nikki.
Adam: Well, I’m sorry to hear about ashland.
Victor: Yeah, so am I.
Sally: Well, this is gonna be a wonderful evening. I’m so pleased to be here as part of the newman media team.
Nikki: I’ll bet you are.
Adam: It’s gonna be an extraordinary night.
Victor: I certainly hope so. Nice meeting you.
Sally: You as well.
[ Knock on door ]
Devon: Ready to go?
Amanda: Oh, god. I’m sorry. I completely forgot about the party.
Devon: You forgot? What’s wrong?
Amanda: [ Sighs ] I just got off the phone with michael baldwin, and he is reinstating the charges against sutton. So a court date is being set for my grandfather’s murder trial.
Devon: That’s a good thing, right?
Amanda: Yeah, it is. I hoped that it would happen, but michael wasn’t 100% sure, and now that it’s happening, I — I think I just can’t believe that it’s happening. My grandfather is finally gonna face a jury for the murder of my father.
Devon: Well, hopefully your dad will get the justice that he deserves to get.
Amanda: Oh, my god, I am so grateful. And not just for this. Me and naya, our relationship is getting so much better.
Amanda: Yeah, and we’re actually going on a short trip with imani — a family bonding thing.
Devon: Get out of here. That’s amazing.
Amanda: Yeah, now with the trial on the horizon, I just — I feel like this long, painful journey has finally come to an end.
Devon: And now a new amazing journey is beginning for you.
Amanda: Yeah. You know, we’ve had a lot of life-altering changes lately, huh? You just brought a new life into this world.
Devon: Yeah, that’s right. That’s — I’m still wrapping my mind around that. I, um — I know one thing — dominic is just the cutest baby I’ve ever seen in my life, and i have some new pictures to show you. Look.
Amanda: Devon, he is absolutely adorable.
Devon: I know, I know. He really, really is.
[ Chuckles ]
Billy: And the award for the most obnoxious entrance goes to adam and sally.
Jack: You don’t have to worry about them. There won’t be any trouble as long as everyone is on their best behavior.
Billy: Are you talking about me?
Phyllis: You mean me?
Jack: Yes and yes.
Sally: I’m disappointed that victoria and ashland won’t be here. I was hoping to find a moment to persuade victoria to let me design her wedding dress.
Adam: Mm. I wouldn’t hold your breath on that. Victoria is not gonna forget what you did to summer, and my sister holds a grudge better than anyone else in the family, even dear old dad.
Sally: You underestimate me.
Adam: Do I? And yet, don’t you work for me?
Sally: I work for newman fashion, and a wedding dress is fashion. But tonight is not about victoria or her dress.
Adam: Mm-hmm, yeah, I’m actually happy that she’s not coming, given her distaste for me. I have enough on my plate already, so things will be a little less precarious without her around. Your heart is at the heart of everything you do.
Nate: Thank you.
Lily: Thank you.
Lily: I’m so glad you came to this party.
Nate: Well, I am a bit surprised elena and I were invited, given this is a newman media event. I’d be interested to find out how we made the list.
Lily: I don’t think it’s a mystery. I think victor appreciates what you’ve done for the family at the hospital.
Nick: Oh, yeah, everyone’s extremely grateful for what you did for faith after her accident and then the kidney transplant. I’m surprised my dad invited the executives from chanccomm and also the wildly popular host of the askmdnow site.
Lily: [ Laughs ]
Nate: Former host. I decided it was time to go now that I am chief of surgery at memorial.
Lily: Yep. Actually, victor unknowingly invited our new star of askmdnow, who had to run out to check on a patient, elena.
Nick: Oh, she is perfect. She will be great at that.
Lily: I know, that’s what i told her.
Nate: Uh-huh, alright. I see, I get it. I’m already yesterday’s news.
Lily: Yeah, of course. I mean, in the media world moves fast. What can I tell you?
Nate: Yeah, well, hopefully, elena makes it back in time to celebrate with us tonight. Thank you, victor, for the champagne.
Lily: Yeah, thank you, newman media.
[ Laughter ]
Adam: I am not the least bit worried about chanccomm or billy. Yeah, he may think he’s a threat, but believe me, I can handle anything he throws my way.
Sally: You know, I have to admit, I am a little bit curious about the ongoing feud between you two.
Adam: Do you really not know?
Sally: Well, I read the hit job that chanccomm did on you, so, yeah, I know a little bit about the death of billy and chloe’s daughter.
Adam: It, um — it was a devastating, horrible accident. And I handled it terribly.
Sally: How are you and chloe even able to be in the same building?
Adam: Well, she’ll never fully trust me, but eventually, she was able to let go of her hatred.
Sally: But billy’s another story.
Adam: He can’T. Even when he acts like he’s alright around me, deep down, he’s still filled with pain and anger. And he always will be.
Sally: Well, I’m sorry — for everyone involved.
Adam: Anyway, maybe I’ll tell you more about it sometime. But that’s a story for another day. Tonight, we are here to have some fun.
Sally: Well, it is a good thing that I excel at having fun.
Victor: You know, I have a feeling that victoria never intended to show up anyway, whether or not ashland felt poorly.
Nikki: You mean because victoria’s upset with you for investigating her fiancé’s past?
Victor: No, because victoria and adam have this contentious relationship. Still do. Tonight would have been an occasion for them to, you know, settle their differences and put down their swords.
Nikki: I understand that you will never stop wanting that, but I’m not altogether sure that adam is interested in making up or that victoria wants to play nice at all, and I can’t blame her, really.
Victor: Yeah, but, sweetheart, you can’t blame em for hoping and trying, okay?
Nikki: Well, at least you can breathe easy that they’re not gonna create any conflict tonight.
Victor: I just have the strange feeling there will be some fireworks tonight. Billy boy abbott would love nothing more than to blow this launch right out of the water. Not touching is still touching protection.
Devon: [ Chuckles ]
Amanda: Oh, my gosh.
Devon: I have no idea how babies sleep like this, swaddled up so tight, but he loves it. He just —
Amanda: He really is the most beautiful baby.
Devon: I know. I know.
Amanda: But I’m sure that you have a lot of emotions swirling through you right now. Everything that you’ve gone through with mariah and abby and the baby, it must be really overwhelming.
Devon: You know, I’m just happy for abby and chance, and I’m happy that everything turned out the way it was supposed to.
Amanda: Yeah, but it’s okay to admit that it’s a little more complicated than that.
Devon: I mean… we need to get to this party if we’re gonna go.
Amanda: Hey, devon, the party can wait. I admire you trying to make the best of this, but I can tell that something is weighing on you. Will you talk to me about it?
Jack: Well, looks like a very successful launch, victor. Congratulations.
Victor: Thank you, jack.
Jack: And of course, we have something more important to raise a glass to — I am a great-uncle and you are a grandfather again.
Victor: You bet. The birth of abby’s baby is worth celebrating, isn’t it?
Jack: And thank god they found mariah in time.
Victor: What an ordeal that was. Having said that, I must say, i wish they’d find stitch rayburn and bring him to justice, you know? But I will not let that shadow spoil our party.
Jack: Well, I can’t wait to see newman media’s presentation. I’m sure you and adam have something up your sleeve to wow the media world.
Victor: Oh, you know we do, right? If you’ll excuse me, I have to see something in the ballroom.
Nikki: Alright, darling.
Jack: Well, victor is brimming with his usual confidence.
Nikki: Oh, he’s very proud of his accomplishments. I’m sure it will go very well. That is, if billy doesn’t have anything up his sleeve.
Jack: As far as I know, there is nothing to worry about.
Nikki: As far as you know?
Jack: Here’s hoping it’s a perfectly uneventful event.
Adam: Chloe said she can’t make it. Miles came down with a light fever, and she can’t leave him.
Sally: Aww, well, I hope he feels better.
[ Sighs ] Okay, well, it’s a shame that chloe’s gonna miss this incredible party, but I will schmooze enough for the both of us, on behalf of the company. And maybe try some appetizers. Do you want anything?
Adam: You know, I’m good right now. Thank you.
Sally: Okay, well, I’m gonna try them all, and then I’ll report back which ones are the best.
Adam: Looking forward to it.
Sally: I’m really liking this job so far.
[ Clears throat ] Thanks for the invite.
Billy: It was a benevolent gesture.
Adam: Well, what can I say, billy, I’m a very generous guy.
Billy: Are you?
Adam: Why else would I invite you?
Billy: I’m not actually sure yet, but I am interested to find out what you got up your sleeve.
Adam: Well, you’re gonna have to wait, like everyone else.
Billy: Well, that’s good. I’m a patient man.
Adam: Hmm. I know that you would love to undermine the launch and steal my thunder somehow, but that’s not gonna happen. So I have a headline for you — “newman media launch sets records and leaves chanccomm in the dust.”
Billy: I hope someone else is writing your headlines because i would throw that one in the wood chipper.
Adam: [ Laughs ]
Billy: Look, just so you know, we’re not gonna let our guard down.
Adam: I mean, we called a truce, right? So this is just straight-up fair competition. May the best man win.
Billy: Yeah, adam, look, if i actually believed that you were gonna honor that truce, that would be one thing, but I know for a fact that your dad is gonna come after us with some sort of underhanded attack because that’s really the only way newman media — a start-up like newman media — could do any damage to chanccomm.
Adam: A start-up? Hmm, I mean, you must’ve forgotten that newman media did start as cyaxares and it has all its history and strength intact.
Billy: Yeah, cyaxares was built by ashland locke, who, i have to admit, is a legend, and unfortunately, you’re never gonna be able to live up to that standard. Which is not good for newman media, unless, of course, you have papa bear run the show from behind the scenes. Then, you know, maybe there’s a chance, but we know how that goes. Damned if you do, damned if you don’T.
Adam: I think that’s called projecting your own insecurities.
Adam: And if we did make a run for chanccomm, you would never see it coming. But help yourself to some champagne, alright?
Lily: I could see the gauntlet being thrown from over there. What’s the score now?
Billy: I would say it’s a tie game.
Adam: Jack. Hey, I, uh — I just wanted to thank you for the gracious congratulations earlier.
Jack: My congratulations were sincere. I’m genuinely impressed with everything you’ve accomplished, not just with this venture, but with your personal turnaround. I can’t help but question your choice of a date for the evening.
Adam: You’re not the only one that’s wondering about that.
Billy: I still can’t get a read on adam. I don’t know if he’s playing it straight or if he’s still planning to come after chanccomm.
Lily: Well, maybe his plan is to keep you guessing.
Billy: Hmm. He’s accomplished that.
Lily: Look, just hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
Billy: Yeah. Whatever adam has planned, that’s a whole other thing. Victor is not gonna give up an opportunity to put me in my place.
Lily: Look, I think it’s a good thing that maybe father and son aren’t on the same page. Cause some friction at newman media, give us an edge.
Billy: Look at you, always looking for the strategy, right? Yeah, I would love to know the details. I would love to know what they’re coming to market with.
Lily: Well, we can wait for the speeches to know what they’re gonna come to market with, so…
Billy: Yeah, that’s not as much fun, is it?
Lily: [ Chuckles ]
Billy: You know what? I’m gonna snoop around a little bit. Find out what shiny new toy they have coming. Maybe even scoop the story before they’re able to launch.
Lily: Okay, I wouldn’t mind having the edge, too, but what do you plan on doing exactly?
Billy: You leave that to me.
Phyllis: I don’t like the look of that.
Nick: It looks like he’s just getting on an elevator.
Phyllis: He’s not just getting on an elevator, i promise you. He and adam looked like there was something venomous going on.
Nick: How was that different from every other day?
Phyllis: Yeah, I know, except I feel that billy is gonna do something to disrupt this party. It’s gonna make me really upset. Earlier, when I asked why he’s so eager to come to this party, he couldn’t give me a straight answer.
Nick: You know, it’s not often you and my dad are on the same page about anything, but he said the same thing to me and asked me to keep and eye on him, but I really, really don’t think billy’s here to cause trouble.
Phyllis: I’m not too sure. I don’t want adam and billy to get into it. I really don’T.
Nick: I’m not gonna let that happen.
Phyllis: You won’t?
Nick: Nope. I’m here to protect you and your hotel.
Phyllis: Really? You’re my hero. You’re my hero. Oh!
Nick: Yeah, it’s okay.
Phyllis: [ Laughs ] Alright, I’m gonna report to you later.
Nick: Yeah, you are. I’m just gonna go check on billy and just make sure he’s, you know, cool.
[ Sighs ] Oh, well, you know, look at you. You’re like a monster from a horror film that shows up when you don’t want it.
Sally: You and nick seemed cozy.
Phyllis: Yeah, we are. Are you disappointed? Because I told you, our relationship was stronger than all of your weak attempts to undermine us.
Sally: What I find interesting is that you were with jack yet again when adam and I walked in. I mean, at some point, nick’s not gonna be able to ignore it either.
Phyllis: You know, you are a sad little girl. You don’t know anything about me or nick or our relationship. You aren’t capable of understanding. You left la. You couldn’t take it. You left there with your tail between your legs, sally. You alienated the only person who cared about you — jack. And then you could’ve learned so much from the genius that is lauren fenmore. She could’ve mentored you, but then you alienated her, didn’t you? I mean, what’s it gonna be now? It’s over for you. Over. Even though you tell yourself, “oh, this time it’s gonna work out,” it’s not. It’s not gonna work out. You’re gonna be alone and lonely and cold and sad. ‘Cause that’s who you are.
“The young and the restless”
Devon: You know, it’s — it’s a weird thing because i know that I’m gonna play an integral part in the baby’s life because abby and chance, they made that clear before he left. And abby continues to reassure me of it. So I don’t really understand why I’m having the feelings I’m having.
Amanda: You have a biological connection to this child. That’s a powerful bond.
Devon: Yeah, it is. And I felt that bond from the first second that I helped bring him into the world. And it’s just knowing that other people are gonna be raising him, it’s harder than I thought it was gonna be.
Amanda: Devon, that is completely understandable.
Devon: And it’s also brought up a lot of memories of things that I’ve talked to you about before. Of hilary and I losing our child. And just, you know, what that baby represented. It represented so much love and possibility. It’s just — it’s one of the most difficult things to explain, that feeling of thinking you’re gonna be a father, and then it just gets taken away from you in an instant. I didn’t mean to be insensitive to you or what happened to your dad.
Amanda: No, no, no, no. It’s okay. This is about you.
Devon: It’S… the feeling that I’m having, it’s not like it’s a loss like when somebody dies, you know? It’s just, um… it’s a — it’s — like, it’s empty. Like an emptiness. And I think that I’m just trying to wrap my head around the fact that I have a son, but I don’t really have a son.
Phyllis: Hey. Oh. What a night.
Phyllis: Where’s your girl?
Nate: Ah, she had to run to the hospital to check on a patient.
Phyllis: Oh, that’s a bummer.
Nate: Yeah, I know. I hope she makes it back soon. She was so disappointed. She was excited about getting dressed up for this event, you know? Beautiful, glamorous event.
Phyllis: Wow, you need to up your game in taking your girl on dates.
Nate: You know what? You’re right. We shouldn’t just settle for renting rooms here, like we have on several occasions.
Phyllis: Okay, well, you should double down. Just give me a call to set something up for you. I mean, like rose petals on the bed, maybe champagne, little chocolate, deejay in the room.
Nate: [ Chuckles ] Okay, I’ll keep that in mind.
Phyllis: Alright. So, what are you and elena into?
Nate: Excuse me?
Phyllis: What are you into? What are you into? What do you like? Like, nick and I, we like video games.
Nate: Oh, okay. Um…elena and I connected over being doctors, you know, working at the clinic together.
Phyllis: Okay, sterile. In a life-saving kind of way.
Nate: Okay, well, we work long hours. We don’t have much time for anything else.
Phyllis: Alright, so if i were to set up a black-tie event for you two, and I filled the room with medical textbooks, that’d kind of do it for you guys, right?
Nate: Okay, when you — when you put it that way, we do sound dull.
[ Laughs ]
Phyllis: Playing doctor’s kind of fun, I don’t know.
Nate: I suppose.
[ Both laugh ] Like you and nick playing hotelier and philanthropist.
Phyllis: Yeah, yeah, we’ve done that. It was a good time. Okay, I’m gonna set something up, and you’re gonna love it. Trust me.
Adam: I promise I was not trying to send any message by coming here with sally. Trust me, I have heard enough to know why she would not be on your top 10 list of favorite people, but there’s no hidden agenda. We’re not dating, we just struck up a casual friendship since we work together.
Jack: I’m not prying. I’m certainly not judging.
Adam: Well, you might be the only one.
Jack: Yeah, sally and I had our moment of connection, but that’s over, and I don’t hold any grudges against her. Who knows? Maybe your mission to be the best person you can be will rub off on her. I wasn’t able to bring out the potential I saw in her. Maybe you can.
Adam: Jack, I’m not planning to be anyone’s redemption story. Right now, I’m focused on work and trying to make newman media the one and only communication company in genoa city that — that matters.
Billy: Oh, no, no. Ah! Mm, I’m sorry. Yeah, I, uh — mr. Newman asked me to come and get something for him so he can prepare for his presentation, and I just realized I forgot my key. Do you mind letting me back in? This is their green room, right?
I’m sorry, but I’m not allowed to let anyone in without mr. Newman’s permission.
Billy: Yeah, right. Hotel policy.
My boss is a stickler when it comes to those kinds of things.
Billy: Phyllis, yeah, she is, isn’t she? Yeah, phyllis and I go way back. I promise you, she wouldn’t mind at all.
Billy: Look, I don’t know how else to say this, but time is of the essence. The newmans really want to make sure that this launch goes off without a hitch, and the longer I’m up here not getting mr. Newman what he needs, you know what I mean? So if you want to go down there and interrupt a very important conversation to ask if this is okay, you go right ahead, but I’m gonna wait here, if you know what I mean. Come on.
Don’t tell ms. Summers.
Billy: Absolutely not. Thank you. Appreciate it. Okay. Let’s see what you got.
Nick: What are you doing, billy? Do lotion and jeans go together?
Amanda: I can only imagine what you’re feeling right now.
Devon: Well, listen, I also don’t want it to sound like i regret stepping up for abby and chance, because I don’T. You know, I knew what I was getting myself into, and I was happy to do it. And we had an agreement. Even saying the words “my son” doesn’t feel right. Doesn’t feel right ’cause I know that dominic is abby and chance’s baby.
Amanda: Yes, he is. But you have a biological connection to him. And it’s okay to acknowledge, even if it’s just with me, that he is your son. I kind of think that that’s why you feel guilty. You know, you have an instinct to want to stay by dominic’s side, but you have to keep your distance and…
Devon: Yeah, no, that’s — that’s exactly what it is. I appreciate you understanding me.
Amanda: You know, maybe you can concentrate on the things that you have given dominic. You know, first of all, the little guy wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for you. And secondly, I mean, the way that you, abby, mariah, and chance have gone into this from the beginning, with such openness and inclusivity, that in itself, devon, that is a gift. Dominic will never grow up wondering who his family is or where they are. You know, when I was growing up, I didn’t have anyone around me that I could look at and say, “wow, we have the same eyes.”
Devon: Well, now you do.
Amanda: [ Chuckles ] Yeah, now I do. And that’s pretty incredible.
Devon: Listen, I know that I’m gonna be able to see him whenever I want. I’m gonna be able to watch that little boy grow up. I’m just having a hard time, um, defining the role that I’m gonna have in his life. ‘Cause, like, if I’m not — if I’m not like his dad, what am I? Just devon.
Amanda: You’ll figure it out along the way.
Devon: Yeah. No, you’re right. He just got here, after all.
Devon: You know, he has his whole life ahead of him. And I do know that, no matter what, I’m gonna be there for him.
Amanda: Yeah, you will be. And I’ll be here for you.
Billy: [ Clears throat ]
Nick: Ooh, I just can’t wait to hear the excuse you give for being up here.
Billy: It’s not what it looks like. It’s exactly what it looks like, nick, I’m spying on the competition. At least I was, until you showed up.
Nick: You’ve been a very busy boy. Digging around in ashland’s past, doing everything you can to undermine my father and adam’s new company.
Billy: Well, you shouldn’t be upset about the latter. You despise adam just as much as I do.
Nick: He saved my daughter’s life. I’m willing to give him a second chance.
Billy: That is unfortunate.
Nick: Plus, I have a vested interest in newman media being successful. They’re a major sponsor of new hope, and this night means a lot to my father. So I’m only gonna ask you one time nicely — stop whatever you’re planning and walk away.
Jack: Where’d my brother run off to?
Lily: Oh, I’m — I’m sure he hasn’t gone far, but sit, please. Tell me about milan and how’s summer and kyle.
Jack: [ Sighs ]
Sally: Well, excitement is buzzing through the ballroom. Anticipation is building. Victor must be pleased.
Nikki: He is, although i don’t know that I need your take on the evening.
Sally: Oh, I just —
Nikki: After our last conversation, I don’t understand why you think I would be interested in anything you have to say. So I’ll be clear now. Despite my long-standing differences with phyllis, I do wish she had been able to drive you out of town after what you did to summer. And I’ll tell you, no one in this room wants you here, with the exception of adam, who i suspect is using you as a prop. See, he is savvy enough to know that you’re nothing but trouble, and I highly doubt that he takes you seriously in any way. It was lovely talking to you.
Phyllis: Wow, nikki, she doesn’t mince words, does she?
Sally: Yeah, neither do I. Stick around, you’re gonna hear plenty.
Phyllis: I bet you regret coming, don’t you?
Sally: Not at all. Actually, I’m very pleased to be here representing the company that I work for. And I have a handsome date.
Phyllis: Who, adam? Oh, gosh, sally. Adam, he has an agenda. Seriously, he will tire of you and then he will kick you to the curb.
Sally: Is that what happened to you?
Phyllis: Hardly. And by the way, hey, let’s get this straight right now. You are not me.
Sally: Yeah, thank god for that.
Phyllis: I am a respected businesswoman in this town, and you are the town pariah. That’s what you are. You have no self-awareness. What is it gonna take for you to realize that you are not welcome here?
Sally: A lot more than a few insults from you.
Phyllis: Yeah, but, see, it’s not just me. It’s nikki. It’s jack, kyle. Listen, the newmans and the abbotts don’t want you here. Go home! Leave! Take your circus act somewhere else.
Sally: Go to hell, bitch.
Phyllis: [ Gasps ]
Sally: [ Screams ]
[ Gasps ]
Adam: Hey, hey, hey, don’t do this, don’t do this, okay?
Sally: Phyllis started it.
Phyllis: And I will end it, I swear. Get out of here!
Adam: Sally, come with me, alright? Don’t let her bait you.
Jack: Not a good idea.
Phyllis: I know.
Jack: Don’t do it.
Phyllis: I’m not going to. I’m done.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Phyllis: Oh, god.
Nick: Look, I don’t know what went on down here, but there’s no more james bond stuff, right?
Billy: We’ll see. What is going on? Why does sally look like she jumped in the pool with her clothes on?
Lily: Oh, it wasn’t a pool, it was an ice bucket.
Billy: And the perpetrator?
Lily: Oh, who do you think? Of course. Oh, my god.
Billy: At a party that she threw? And she’s the one telling me not to ruin the night.
Lily: Oh, speaking of which, how did your hunting expedition go?
Billy: It was okay. I had to stop it. I was this close to finding the ammunition that I needed, and nick ran in with his superhero tights on and stopped me, so that’s it.
Lily: Or so you led him to believe? Is that really the end of it?
Phyllis: Oh! I let sally get to me. I shouldn’t have done that.
Jack: Well, she has a talent for that.
Phyllis: You know, I’ve had a drink thrown in my face before. You’d think I could handle it, right?
Jack: Oh, I think you handled it.
Phyllis: [ Chuckles ]
[ Sighs ]
Nick: Seems like a lot of excitement. What’d I miss?
Sally: Thank you.
Adam: Let me get you a towel.
Sally: [ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
Adam: Here. You okay?
Sally: No, I’m not okay. I was having a really nice night until I was attacked by that low-class, spiteful, tacky, hypocritical bully. She kept coming at me. What was I supposed to do?
Adam: Seemed like a proportional response to me. You know, that is really gonna be a tough act to follow when i got to make to make the announcement. Maybe I should do my speech naked.
Sally: [ Chuckles ] Well, that would certainly get my attention. I’m really sorry for ruining your event.
Adam: Look, nothing is ruined. Alright, if anything, the party needed to be livened up a little bit. And I like your fire.