GH Transcript Thursday, March 10, 2022

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Michael: All your examā€™s behind you. Itā€™s time to celebrate. Now, Iā€™ve, um ā€” Iā€™ve barely seen you, and ā€” and Wiley, he missed your good-night story and, uh ā€” and kiss last night, and, um, I told him that you were learning to save peopleā€™s lives, like a real-life superhero. Hey, hey. Donā€™t worry. Itā€™s okay. He wasnā€™t upset. You are definitely the cool parent, though.

Willow: No, Iā€™m no superhero. Iā€™m not even the cool parent. I messed up.


Nina: Thank you for seeing me.

Sonny: Well, you said it was important.

Nina: How are you feeling?

Sonny: Well, it ā€” itā€™s, um ā€” itā€™s the anniversary of my sisterā€™s death. But donā€™t worry about it, ā€™cause Iā€™m ā€” I-I didnā€™t go on any benders. Is that why youā€™re here? Youā€™re checking up on me?

Nina: We have to talk.

Sonny: You know, Iā€™m not a fan of those four words.

Nina: About our grandson.


Diane: Judging by your exterior only, Iā€™m guessing all is once again right in your world.

Alexis: Letā€™s not get excited. Everythingā€™s fine. Surprisingly, I actually am enjoying my job.

Diane: Alexis Davis, Editor in Chief. It suits you.

Alexis: Better than my last careers ā€” drunk, attempted murder, and ex-convict. [ Chuckles ] Iā€™ve gotten by with a lot of help from my friends, both you and Harmony, who I invited to join us. So be nice.


Maxie: Austin.

Austin: Oh, hey. You made it.

Maxie: Donā€™t sound so surprised. I told you last night I would see you today.

Austin: You did, but I-I thought that now that Bailey Louise is back, that you would want to spend as much time with her as possible.

Maxie: Lesson number one ā€” I mean what I say.

Austin: Okay, good to know. Are there a lot of lessons?

Maxie: [ Laughs ] Youā€™ll find out.

Austin: [ Laughs ] I look forward to it. Itā€™s nice to see you.

Maxie: You, too.

Mac: [ Clears throat ]


Robert: So, Mac just texted, and, uhā€¦ oh. ā€¦He and Felicia are on their way. Soā€¦it gives us a chance to catch up. I havenā€™t seen too much of you lately.

Anna: Iā€™ve been busy.

Robert: Would that be code for, ā€œIā€™m trying to avoid youā€? Or are we simply getting used to living with Peterā€™s ghost?


Gladys: [ Sighs ] Brando, I know youā€™re getting married. Donā€™t do anything without talking to me first. [ Sighs ]

[ Elevator doors whirring ]

Gladys: Oh, thank God, Carly.

Carly: Okay, Gladys, whatā€™s going on? Ooh, uh, Brando is about to make the biggest mistake of his life. And you got to help me stop it.


Brando: Heā€™s been back there forever. I donā€™t think he knows what heā€™s doing.

Sasha Well, then go check on him. You donā€™t have to babysit me.

Brando: Iā€™m not babysitting you. Iā€™m keeping you company.

Sasha: Then let the man do his job.

Brando: I am. I will. All Iā€™m saying is he should have been finished fixing the car by now.

Sasha: Look, the chapel will still be there when the car is ready.

Brando: And then we get to say ā€œI do.ā€ Canā€™t wait.

Sasha: Neither can I.

[ Both chuckle ]


Gladys: I need to get to Canada now. Please tell me you got the jet in the divorce.

Carly: Whatā€™s going on with Brando? Is he okay?

Gladys: Brando is the farthest thing from okay. He and Sasha are getting married.

Carly: Thatā€™s it?

Gladys: What do you mean, ā€œthatā€™s itā€? I mean ā€” [ Stammers ] Theyā€™re eloping. Tonight.

Carly: Okay, listen to me. Brando and Sasha went through something no parent should ever have to go through, and itā€™s not like theyā€™re doing something dangerous.

Gladys: Marriage is dangerous. You of all people should know that. But if you wonā€™t help me, I bet Sonny will.

Waitress: Whoa!

Carly: Oh, my gosh.

Gladys: -Whoa.

Carly: -Iā€™m sorry.

Gladys:Ā  -Whoops. –

Waitress: [ Scoffs ]

Carly: Sorry about that.

Gladys: [ Sighs ]

Carly: Youā€™ve been drinking.

Gladys: No, Iā€™m ā€” Iā€™m fine. I had one or two. Maybe three.

Carly: Okay, well, Iā€™m not letting yougo anywhere like this. Come on, Iā€™ll drive you to Sonnyā€™s myself. Letā€™s go.

Gladys: Alright, thatā€™s cool. But youā€™re going to have to floor it, sister.

[ Elevator doors whirring ]


Sonny: What about Michael and Wiley? Is everything alright?

Nina: Oh, no, Wiley, heā€™s ā€” heā€™s fine. I just thought you deserved a heads-up.

Sonny:Ā  What?

Nina: Sonnyā€¦ [ Sighs ] Iā€™m suing for visitation.

Sonny: Why?

Nina: Well, Willow and I, we had a little chat, and she said that she doesnā€™t see a path to me having any access to Wiley, so I told her that I was going to exercise my legal rights as Wileyā€™s grandmother. Michael, he hasnā€™t told you that?

Sonny: I havenā€™t talked to Michael.

Nina: Oh, which means that Willow hasnā€™t told him yet.

Sonny: Or Michaelā€™s still not talking to me.

Nina: [ Sighs ] Sonny, I am really sorry to put you in this position.

Sonny: Hey, look, I donā€™t blame you if you want to do whatever you need to do for your family, but you canā€™t do that.


Diane: Yay. Harmonyā€™s coming. When did that happen?

Alexis: She just texted me. So, sheā€™s having a hard time. I texted her back and invited her to join us.

[[The role of Harmony is temporarily being played by Priscilla Garita.]]

Harmony: Alexis, Diane, thanks for including me in your girlsā€™ night out.

Alexis: Yeah.

Harmony: You look great.

Alexis: Thanks. Did you have a tough day at Spring Ridge?

Harmony: [ Sighs ] Tougher than usual.

Diane: Well, we all have those, right? What are you drinking? The first roundā€™s on me.

Alexis: Will you relax? I-Iā€™m in a much better place than I was New Year’s Eve.

Harmony: In that case, Iā€™ll have one of those cocktails the Savoy is famous for.

Diane: Two outrageous cocktails and one sparkling water coming right up.

Harmony: There must be ice-skating in hell.

Alexis: What does that mean?

Harmony: That was one of the more positive interactions Iā€™ve had with any of your friends.

Alexis: Ahh. Well, Diane, sheā€™s drama-free.

Harmony: Hmm.

Alexis: Speaking of drama-freeā€¦

Harmony: I should go say hi. Excuse me.

Michael: Take a breath, take a sip of your drink ā€” tell me how you think you messed up.

Willow: Oh, I donā€™t think I messed up. I ā€” I know I did.

Harmony: Willow, Michael. This is a nice surprise. Iā€™m here with Diane and Alexis. Thought I would say ā€œhi.ā€

Willow: Mom, Iā€™ve been meaning to call. Thanks again for dropping off my birth certificate.

Harmony: My pleasure. Now the two of you can enjoy that trip to Paris.

Michael: Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. Willowā€™s definitely deserved a, uh ā€” a celebration and a break. She took, uh, exams yesterday.

Harmony: Iā€™m sure you sailed through it.


Maxie: How was your checkup?

Felicia: Couldnā€™t have gone better. Macā€™s gunshot wound is healing perfectly, but youā€™re not getting off the hook that easily. You two are an item now?

Maxie: Austin and Iā€¦

Austin: wow.

Maxie: [ Laughs ] Itā€™s, uh ā€” itā€™s new.

Mac: We look forward to getting to know you better.

Felicia: As much as weā€™d love to stay and chat, we have a prior engagement. Call me later.

Maxie: Only if you promise to behave yourself.

Felicia: No promises. Austin, it was a pleasure to see you again.

Mac: Iā€™m sure weā€™ll be seeing more of you.

Maxie: [ Chuckling ] I am so sorry about that.

Austin: [ Chuckling ] No, no, no, itā€™s fine. Really, itā€™s great. Maxie Jones lesson number two, I guess, is that youā€™re really close with your family and that that might take some getting used to.

Maxie: Something like that.

Austin: No problem. Whatā€™s with the box?

Maxie: [ Sighs ] Oh, uh, something I was hoping you could help me with ā€” I need to get rid of Peter.


Mac: What do we really think about that?

Felicia: Personally, I think itā€™s too soon for Maxie to be in a relationship with someone new. But sheā€™s a grown woman, living her own life.

Mac: Weā€™ll keep an eye on her ā€” and him. And if dr. GatlinHHolt steps out of line, Iā€™ll smoosh him like a bug.

Brando: [ Sighs ] That canā€™t be good.

Verne: The car needs a new fuel pump, but I wonā€™t be able to get the part in till tomorrow morning.

Sasha: So weā€™re stuck here overnight.

Brando: Not necessarily. Umā€¦ you know, a busted fuel pump can be jerry-rigged. Iā€™ve done it a bunch of times in emergencies.

Verne: Youā€™re welcome to take a look. I wonā€™t even charge you.

Sasha: Weā€™re by a river.

Brando: Right. We are on a back road that runs alongside the river. If you listen hardā€¦

[ Bells tolling in distance ] ā€¦You can hear wedding bells. Those bells are ringing for another couple.

[ Tolling continues ] And soon they will be ringing for us. And for Liam. His brief life will have meaning becauseā€¦ we will know and ā€” and the whole world will know that he was born out of love.

Brando: Sasha?


Robert: August bonded everyone by leaving no one unscathed. I mean, if you find yourselfā€¦ waking up at night with guilt problems, reach out. You have plenty of support system out there. Donā€™t ever forget ā€” Peter and Peter alone did all the damage.

Anna: Thank you. There is someone else to blame, though, other than Peter ā€” the man who helped him escape ā€” the man whoā€¦ may have murdered Luke.

Robert: Victor Cassadine.

Anna: One nightmare ends and another one begins.


Maxie: Peter named Britt as his executor. His effects were delivered to her, and she didnā€™t want them, so I offered to dispose of them for her. Do you think you could help me with that?

Austin: [ Chuckling ] Yeah.

Maxie: Thank you.

Austin: No problem.

Liesl: How dare you come near my dear Maxie?! After everything you put her through?!

Maxie: Lieslā€¦

Liesl: Donā€™t worry, Liebling. I promised Dr. Gatlin-Holt that heā€™d answer to me for betraying you, and I always keep my promises.


[ Indistinct conversations ]

Harmony: Were you able to get your passport?

Willow: Not yet. I have an appointment. They just want to see my birth certificate and passport application, and after that, theyā€™ll expedite my passport.

Harmony: Let me know how it goes.

Michael: Iā€™m sure itā€™ll be fine. Yeah. Willow and I arenā€™t anticipating any problems.


Alexis: Okay, letā€™s have a good time. Iā€™m in the mood for some fun.

Diane: Well, youā€™re in luck because a very attractive man at the bar cannot take his eyes off you.

Alexis: What? No ā€”

Man: I hope Iā€™m not being overly bold, but I couldnā€™t help but notice you, and Iā€™d love to buy you a drink.

Diane: You may.

Alexis: I ā€” I already have a drink.

Man: Maybe some other time.

Diane: [ Sighs ]

Alexis: Thanks.

Diane: I just want to shake you! You said you wanted some fun ā€” now go get it!


Nina: Iā€™m sorry, Sonny, but the only chance I have of getting access to Wiley is to go to court.

Sonny: Mm. Let me lower the temperature with Michael before you resort to anything drastic.

Nina: I really appreciate the offer, I do, but, honestly, Iā€™m not sure how much luck youā€™re going to have, because even if you convince Michael to allow me to see Wiley, thereā€™s still Carly.

Sonny: Michaelā€™s his own man. He makes his own decisions.

Nina: That may be true, but Carlyā€™s influence carries a lot of weight, and once she finds out that youā€™re helping me with Wiley?

Sonny: Carly ā€“

Nina: Come on, sheā€™s going to be on the warpath.

Sonny: Nina. Carly and I are done. It was her choice. She cannot get mad at me for wanting to help my grandson.

Nina: Are we talking about the same woman? Really? Because honestly, Iā€™m surprised she hasnā€™t come after me already.

[ Knock on door ]


Austin: Liesl, I donā€™t know how many times I have to apologize to you, but Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sorry. I should never have trusted Victor.

Liesl: You were so obsessed with targeting Brook Lynn that you blabbed to that fiend in a tailored suit. Of course he took the information straight to Peter, letting that Schwein know Bailey was really his daughter, Louise.

Austin: Yeah, but I made my amends. You put the bug on Victor, and I had to listen to that guy talking for hours and hours and hours, trying to pinpoint where Peter had taken her.

Liesl: You were scrambling to correct your egregious mistake of confiding in Victor. You hurt Maxie and her baby, and for me, thatā€™s personal. That requires a different kind of penance.

Maxie:Ā  Okay, Liesl, I really do appreciate you looking out for me ā€”

Liesl: Iā€™d do anything for you, my dearest Maxie.

Maxie: Okay, then I want youā€¦ to forgive him.


Alexis: My idea of fun does not include that man ā€” nor does it include any man, for that matter.

Diane: It has been far too long since youā€™ve had any romance in your life. He seemed nice.

Alexis: So did Neil. So did Julian. One died in my bed, and the other one almost chopped my head off. Fun.

Diane: Julian never seemed nice. Look, one of these days youā€™re going to have to open yourself up to love. The right guy is going to come along ā€” youā€™re never going to know it.

Alexis: Iā€™m not interested in a relationship. Why canā€™t you let me ā€”

Harmony: What did I miss?

Willow: After all my lectures about coexisting and keeping the peaceā€¦

Michael: So this is about Nina?

Willow: I ran into her at the hospital.

Michael: Iā€™m sure that was a laugh a minute.

Willow: She asked if she could spend time with Wileyā€¦

Michael: After my mom just caught her in bed with my father.

Willow: Which was pretty much my reaction.

Michael: So how do you think that you messed up?

Willow: Uh. Nina caught me off guard, especially since not five minutes earlier, you and I were talking about how Nina withholds information. Carly and Sonny are in the middle of a divorce. Ninaā€™s timing was terrible, andā€¦ I snapped.

Michael: Wow. Well, I got to be honest ā€” I wouldā€™ve loved to see you go off on Nina. That would have ā€” would have made my day ā€” actually, my week.

Willow: No. Michael, I pushed her too far. Nina told me sheā€™s going to exercise her legal right to visitation with Wiley.

Michael: Hey, donā€™t worry. Weā€™ll shut her down. That woman is not getting anywhere near our son.


[ Door closes ]

Gladys: This is urgent. Iā€™m sorry for crashing your date.

Nina: Itā€™s not a date.

Gladys: Um, Sonny, I need your help. Brando and Sasha are eloping. Theyā€™re on the Canada side of Niagara Falls. Please call your people, tell them to fire up the jet pronto.

Sonny: Gladyā€“

Gladys: I-I might already be too late.

Sonny: Gladys. Of course you want to be at your sonā€™s wedding, but if ā€” if Sasha and Brando are eloping, they probably want to do it alone.

Gladys: No! No! No? No, I donā€™t want to be at their wedding. I want to stop the wedding. T-theyā€™re in no state to make a huge decision like this. I need to talk some sense into Brando before he ruins his life.

Carly: Gladys, thatā€™s not your choice to make.

Gladys: Is this not something that worries any of you the least little bit?! Brando and Sasha are still grieving their baby! How do you figure theyā€™re capable of entering into marriage?!

Nina: Gladys has a point. We owe it to Brando and Sasha to make sure theyā€™re getting married for the right reasons.

Sasha: So, uh, whatā€™s the verdict?

Brando: [ Sighs ] Well, itā€™s just like Verne said ā€” fuel pump is shot.

Sasha: [ Sighs ] I was thinking we could get a ride-share and still make it to the chapel before it closes, but I donā€™t have cell service.

Brando: And neither do I.

Verne: Service can be spotty out here. Y-youā€™re welcome to use the garage phone to call a cab. Iā€™ll place the order for the new fuel pump now.

Brando: Thanks. Look, um, as much as we both wanted to get married today, you know, maybe itā€™s best that we do it in Port Charles, you know, with all of our family and friends cheering us on.

Sasha: No, no.

Brando: Is ā€” what ā€” whatā€™s going on? Is there something you need to tell me about?

Sasha: Well, I justā€¦ I have this feeling that if we donā€™t get married tonight, we never will and I will lose you.

Brando: [ Chuckles ] You will never lose me, Sasha.

Sasha: You canā€™t promise that.

Brando: I can and I will. I will marry you tomorrow in a courthouse or a tree house, a swamp ā€” wherever thereā€™s an ordained minister and a witness, that is where I will say my ā€œI do.ā€

Verne: Excuse me. Uhā€¦ I couldnā€™t help overhearing. Iā€™m actually ordained.

[ Laughter ]

Brando: Y-you can marry us?

Sasha: Now? Today?

Verne: Iā€™ll call my wife, Lorna. She can be your witness. A-as long as you donā€™t mind getting married in a garage.

[ Laughter ]

Both: Itā€™s perfect.

[ Laughter ]


Robert: If Victor killed Luke, it can only mean one thing ā€” that is, that Luke figured out what he was up to.

Felicia: Whatever that is.

Mac: If the Cassadines and the Ice Princess are involved, it spells trouble for the rest of us.

Anna: But somehow, Drew Cain is the key, and he, Sam, and Dante ā€” theyā€™re trying to trap Victor into exposing whatever it is that heā€™s up to.

Robert: And what if theyā€™re unsuccessful?

Felicia: We have a plan of our own.


Harmony: Well, why donā€™t I go so you two can work out whateverā€™s causing this tension between you two?

Michael: Iā€™m sorry. Diane, Iā€™m sorry to interrupt. I was wondering if Willow and I can talk to you for a minute?

Diane: Absolutely.

Michael: Thank you.

Alexis: [ Sighs ]

Harmony: None of my business, but if you need an ear, Iā€™m happy to lend.

Alexis: A very nice man offered to buy me a drink, and I said that I wasnā€™t interested, and then Diane goes off and ā€” and starts talking about my love life, or lack thereof. She does it all the time.

Harmony: Let me guess ā€” you overreacted? I spent my life following people who thought they had the answer. Truth is, no one does. Youā€™re the only one who knows whatā€™s right for you. Iā€™m sure youā€™ve asked yourself these questions about romance a hundred timesā€¦

Alexis: Yeah.

Harmony: ā€¦And came up with the answer based on your experience. You donā€™t want to date? Thatā€™s the answer. And itā€™s perfectly okay.


Carly: Sasha is fragile since she lost the baby. I mean, she puts up a tough front, but, you know, sheā€™s still struggling.

Sonny: And Brandoā€™s still raw. And e-even though he and Sasha are acting impulsively, theyā€™re good for each other. Theyā€™re ā€” theyā€™re strong for each other.

Sonny: Thatā€™s right ā€” they are.

Gladys: Yeah. [ Scoffs ] I-I-I canā€™t believe Iā€™m hearing this. Y-youā€™re close to Sasha. Tell me you agree that we have to stop the wedding.

Nina: Iā€™m sorry, Gladys, but after listening to Carly and Sonny, I agree with them. Sasha and Brando, theyā€™re adults. They make their own choices, and they have a strong relationship. Theyā€™re bonded by shared loss.

Carly: Brando and Sasha are grieving together, so we have to trust that getting married was the right decision for them.

Gladys: Alright. If youā€™re not going to lend me the jet, Iā€™ll just rent a helicopter.

Sonny: No. Listen. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? I know your first instinct is to protect your son.

Nina: And, listen, you canā€™t make his choices for him.

Carly: Gladys, as parents, we have to sit back and let our kids live their lives. Soā€¦ thatā€™s what you all would do if you were in my shoes?

Carly: Yep. [ Sighs ]

Nina: Afraid so.

Sonny: Hardest thing about being a parent, but itā€™s got to be done.

Gladys: Well, I guess Iā€™m not like you. Doing nothing isnā€™t in my vocabulary.

Nina: Oh, Gladys, youā€™re not doing nothing.

Carly: Gladys. Brandoā€™s always going to need your love and support. You can give him that by letting him do what he needs to do.

Sonny: You just gotta be there for himā€¦ and whatever comes next.


Brando: Ready?

Sasha: Ready.

Brando: [ Breathes sharply ]

[ Clicks ]

[ Wagnerā€™s ā€œbridal chorusā€ plays ]

Verne: We are gathered here today to join Brando and Sasha in holy matrimony. You are embarking on a journey as partners through life. The vows you exchange are your sacred pledges to each other, a contract bound by love.

Brando: We actually didnā€™t have time to write our vows.

Sasha: Yeah, we just jumped in the car and headed for the nearest chapel.

Verne: Thatā€™s alright. You can do traditional vows, or you can speak from the heart. [ Breathes deeply ] Which do you prefer?

Sasha: Weā€™d like toā€¦

Brando: Speak from the heart.

Brando: [ Chuckles ]


Robert: Well, donā€™t keep us in suspense. What ā€” whatā€™s the plan?

Anna: Victor wonā€™t be able to achieve his objective if heā€™s in prison.

Felicia: Which means we need to prove that Victor murdered Luke.

Anna: Right. So Iā€™m going to Austria to get proof.

Mac: Okay. Where do you fit in?

Felicia: Well, we have to make sure that Victor doesnā€™t catch on. If Annaā€™s going to Austria alone, then heā€™s sure to draw his suspicion there.

Anna: Exactly, so sheā€™s coming as my cover.

Mac: Absolutely not.

Felicia: Hey, you donā€™t get to tell me what I can and cannot do.

Mac: Felicia, Iā€™m grateful that you rescued Maxie, but I still have nightmares about Peter running your car off the road. You cannot take that risk again.

Felicia: Mac, you canā€™t go with Anna. Your recovery is coming along very nicely, but youā€™re not fully healed.

Robert: Look, we all know what Victorā€™s capable of. Now, Maxie has brought home her daughter, and she needs you, and your granddaughter needs you.

Felicia: Well, I-I know, and Iā€™d love to be with them, but Anna and I agreed that the two of us together will draw the least amount of suspicion.

Anna: Right. Weā€™re going to go and say that we need to be debriefed about the circumstances surrounding Maxieā€™s escape and Peterā€™s subsequent death.

Felicia: Yes. And then to have the least amount of detection, weā€™ll rent a car and drive to Innsbruck.

Anna: And thatā€™s when Iā€™m going to start the investigation into the tram accident.

Felicia: Youā€™re going to do the investigation?

Anna: Yeah.

Felicia: Anna, I-I mean, I know Iā€™m supposed to be your cover, but you canā€™t expect me to sit around in a hotel roomā€¦

Anna: I donā€™t expect that.

Felicia: ā€¦You know, while youā€™re out doing all the work. It just doesnā€™t make any sense to me.

Anna: I-Iā€™m not ā€”

Felicia: Itā€™s ridiculous.

Mac: Anna, Iā€™m in awe of the way you took down Peter, but Felicia is not a trained field agent. Victor is ruthless.

Anna: Weā€™re going to an office to look at transportation records. Thatā€™s what weā€™re going to do. If anything even remotely suspicious happens, I will get us out of there asap.

Robert: We all know what Victor is capable of. But we owe this one ā€” to Luke, our family, friends, community ā€” to stop him.


Brando: Sasha, you have the most kind and generous heart of anyone Iā€™ve ever known, all wrapped up into one fierce shell. [ Chuckles lightly ] I have seen how you fight for those you love, and I am honored that youā€™ve chosen to spend your life with me. I promise to spend the rest of my life loving you and being your partner in whatever may come. I love you.

Sasha: Brandoā€¦ [ Chuckles ] I admit that, at first, I didnā€™t know what to think of you. [ Both chuckle ] But something undeniable drew me to youā€¦ and I learned just how brave and how selfless you are. You saved my life ā€” in so many ways. I got used to being on my own and looking out for myself. But in you, I have found a perfect complement to my life. You are truly my partner, and Iā€™m so thankful to have found you.


Maxie: Youā€™re entitled to your feelings, Liesl, but Austin is in my life now, and itā€™d be easier for all of us if you could just accept that.

Liesl: For you, Maxie, I will agree to coexist with Dr. Gatlin-Holt. If you make another ā€œmistake,ā€ you wonā€™t live to regret it.

Austin: That doesnā€™t make any sense. I-I think you mean to say that I will live to regret it. No, I don’t.


Brando: With this ring, I thee wed.

Sasha: [ Breathes sharply ]

[ Both laugh ]

Sasha: With this ring, I thee wed.

Verne: Then by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife.

[ Both chuckling ]

Verne:Ā  You may kiss the bride.


Michael: Nina insists that under New York state law, she has a right to see Wiley.

Diane: Nina is mistaken.

Willow: She is? Absolutely.

Diane: The statute that Nina is referring to stipulates that if one of the biological parents is dead ā€” in this case, Nelle ā€” a biological grandparent has standing to file for visitation. So Nina has the right to bring her petition in front of a judge, but all that guarantees her is a hearing. She still has to convince the judge to allow her access to Wiley.

Michael: But we can argue against it?

Diane: Correct.

Michael: So when she files, I want you to shut her down.

Diane: [ Chuckles ] Nothing would give me more pleasure.

Willow: Yeah, I was in favor of a compromise, but that just doesnā€™t seem possible with Nina. She has repeatedly asked to see Wiley on what amounts to false pretenses. We canā€™t trust her.

Diane: No, which is why you need to keep this out of court. The downside is simply too risky. Michael, youā€™re a strategist, so think strategically ā€” you have more options if you keep this out of court.

Michael: [ Sighs ] Yeah, but, look, I-if Nina does file, we should be prepared.

Diane: I will delve into case law. In the meantime, my best advice is do not engage. And I will call you tomorrow. But for tonight, let me give you some unsolicited advice ā€” push Nina from your thoughts. Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Willow: Iā€™m sorry I started this.

Michael: No, no, Nina started this, but weā€™re going to be the ones to finish it.


Sasha: We did it!

Brando: This is real now.

Sasha: [ Laughs ] Oh! Mm! Speaking of realityā€¦ you should call your mother, give her the good news.

Brando: [ Sighs ]

Verne: You can use the landline phone inside.

[ Laughter ]

Verne: Aww.

[ Dialing ]


Sonny: What do you say, Gladys? You want to give your son a chance at his own life?

Gladys: [ Sighs ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Gladys: Brando?

Brando: Yeah, itā€™s me, ma. Umā€¦ listen, Iā€™m in Canada. Sasha and I decided to elope.

Gladys: Put me on speaker, please. Umā€¦

[ Phone beeps ]

Brando: Okay, she can hear you.

Gladys: [ Crying ] Brando, Sashaā€¦ you have all my blessings for a happy life.

[ Both laugh ]

Brando: Thank you, ma.

Sasha: Thank you, Gladys.

Gladys: Come home soon, okay? So I can congratulate you in person.

Brando: I ā€” we will. Love you.

Gladys: I love you, too.

Sonny: Hey. You did the right thing.

[ Door opens ]

[ Door closes ]

Carly: Thanks for helping me with Gladys.

[ Door closes ]


Felicia: You on board about me going to Austria with Anna?

Mac: [ Sighs ] Well, youā€™re the one who found Maxie and took down Peter. Iā€™d be crazy to think you couldnā€™t handle yourself.

Robert: Okay. Mac and I will hold down the fort here. And, uh, hopefully keep Victorā€™s attention off the two of you.

Felicia: I love you. Just donā€™t do anything to jeopardize your recovery.

Mac: Oh. Aye, aye, captain. You just, uh [Sighs] Be careful, you know? Find out what Victorā€™s up to and put a stop to it.

Anna: Ready to go to Austria?

Felicia: You bet. I want to see Victor in prison and make him pay for helping Peter.


Austin: So I-I guess we got the whole ā€œmeet my familyā€ thing out of the way.

Maxie: Sheā€™ll come around.

Austin: Any idea when?

Maxie: Oh, itā€™ll probably take a while. But donā€™t worry ā€” my opinion is the only one that matters. So now our real problem is, how do we get rid of Peterā€™s box?

Austin: Well, this is a hospital, and hospitals are really good at disposing of toxic and hazardous waste.

Maxie: I knew youā€™d have the answer.

Austin: I do. Come on. Time you see the morgue.

Maxie: [ Laughs ]


Alexis: Iā€™m sorry I snapped at you. Iā€™ll buy the next round.

Diane: No, thereā€™s no need. Iā€™m sorry I pushed.

Alexis: You meant well.

Diane: Youā€™re being so nice. What did you say to her?

Harmony: I just supported her decision. Thatā€™s all.

Alexis: She just supported my decision. Thatā€™s all. After what happened with Neil, I canā€™t, okay?

Diane: I get it. I do. You gave up your law license for him.

Alexis: Because I thought that Neil was more important than my law license, and he thought drugs were more important than me. So, you know, there you go.

Harmony: That will leave a mark on you.

Alexis: Yeah. Well, you know, we all have marks. Letā€™s all just lighten up, okay? [ Chuckles ] Debbie downer has left the building.

Harmony: There may be darkness in your past, but now the light has returned and you have been given a new beginning. Thatā€™s something to celebrate.

Alexis: To the light.

[ Laughter ]

Alexis: I donā€™t know about you, but Iā€™m going to dance.


Nina: Well, that could have been so much worse.

Sonny: Well, you know what? When ā€” when someoneā€™s right, Carlyā€™s not afraid to admit it.

Nina: Well, will she and Michael admit that Wiley deserves to see his other grandmother?

Sonny: All I can do is try.

Nina: I know you can be very persuasive when you set your mind on something, so I will put my legal action on hold if you really think that you can convince Michael to let me see Wiley.

Sonny: Thank you. Uh, that works best for everybody.

Nina: Okay. And Carly ā€” what about Carly? It seems like she doesnā€™t know that I threatened to go to court to see Wiley, but she will find out.

Sonny: You just lay low ā€” okay? ā€” And Iā€™ll see what I can do with Michael, and weā€™ll worry about everything elseā€¦later.

Nina: Youā€™re right. Iā€™ll focus on the newlyweds.


Carly: Sorry about that, Gladys.

Gladys: [ Sniffles ] Oh.

Carly: You did good in there.

Gladys: [ Sighs, chuckles ] Hey, Iā€™m nominating you for sainthood. If I saw my ex with that woman, Iā€™d rip her hair out and set it on fire.

Carly: Iā€™m no saint. Iā€™m just a woman moving on.


Sasha: Surprised?

Brando: Relieved. Um, is there a cab company nearby?

Verne: Uh, weā€™re pretty out of the way here. Itā€™ll take a while for a cab to pick you up.

Lorna: Please stay with us for tonight. We donā€™t have a spare room, but one of you can take the sofa and the other a sleeping bag.

Verne: And Iā€™ll be able to get the fuel pump replaced early tomorrow.

Sasha: Thank you for your very generous offer. We accept.

Verne: Good. [ Chuckles ] Uh, Lorna, could you help me clean up and, uh, give these honeymooners some privacy?

Lorna: Congratulations to you both.

Brando: Thank you.

Sasha: Thank you.

Brando: Thank you.

Sasha: First night of our honeymoon. Iā€™ll flip you for the sofa.

Brando: I ā€” I am so sorry. Truly, I ā€” this didnā€™t turn out how I imagined.

Sasha: Please donā€™t tell me you already regret marrying me.

Brando: Never. No, I ā€” itā€™s just that you deserve the world. I know that this wasnā€™t your fantasy elopement.

Sasha: This is my fantasy elopement. Because at the end of the day, you are my husband.

Brando: And youā€™re my wife.

Sasha: For the rest of our lives.


On the next ā€œGeneral Hospitalā€ ā€”

Brooklynn: Did Chase say he was interested in me?


Finn: My date nights with Elizabeth are over.


Elizabeth: Can you at least give it a try?


Ava: Itā€™s still very much about us, isnā€™t it?


Willow: And what does that look for you?


Carly: Tell me whatā€™s going on and weā€™ll fix it.


Esme: Show time.


Cameron: Jake, donā€™t!

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