Best Lines provided by Eva
Faith: I think something’s up with our father. He hasn’t said any of his really cringy dad jokes in the last hour. You know that’s not like him.
Noah: Okay, so something is wrong.
Nick: Everything’s fine. It’s fine. Hey, why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Noah: Yeah, you see what you started now?
Nick: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! What happens if a snowman has a tantrum? He has a meltdown!
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Rey: You know, May 13th, that’s a Friday. You know that, right?
Tessa: Yeah, no, I know. Isn’t it amazing? A Friday the 13th wedding?
Rey: [ Laughs ]
Sharon: What kind of wedding are you planning? Please don’t tell me it’s going to involve hockey masks and machetes.
Mariah: No, we’re not planning on having bloody heads as our centerpieces or anything.
Rey: That would have been so cool.
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