B&B Best Lines, Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Hope: We have to get Ridge back here. We have to tell him what really happened.

Brooke: Honey, you need to calm down.

Hope: He is worried about his son for good reason, and that is because he is dead.

Brooke: Okay, please, stop saying that.

Hope: Thomas is in a vat of acid because of me, and I’m not going to keep that secret.

Brooke: You’re forgetting how this all happened. Thomas brought this on himself. His actions made you react. And what kind of a father does that, takes his son and puts him in an empty room, and leaves him there in an empty building so that he can chase you around and have sex with you? He was coming on to you, Hope. He cornered you.

Hope: But that shouldn’t have cost Thomas’ life. I should have tried using my words. I should have tried talking to him. He listened to me. Or at least he did before I killed him.

Brooke: Oh, honey, how many times do I have to tell you? It was an accident.

Hope: Do you really think that’s going to make a difference to Ridge? To Steffy or to Douglas? I killed Douglas’ father, mom, after he just lost Caroline, and Douglas trusts me. He trusts me.

Brooke: Honey, you’ve gotta listen to me, okay? God only knows what would have happened if you didn’t defend yourself. Thomas was intimidating you. You had to protect yourself.

 

B&B Best Lines, Monday, November 18, 2019

Liam: Well, I just wrapped up things down in here. So…yeah, I guess all that’s left is to clean out my desk.

Steffy: Who says you can leave?

Liam: Wait, what?

Steffy: We can still hold him to his contract, right, dad?

Liam: Wait–

Ridge: Yes, absolutely.

Liam: Whoa. Hold on. What?

Ridge: But that means that big, bad Bill Spencer’s gonna come over here, and he’s gonna make the whole place smell like musk and hair product, and it just– I’m gonna miss you, but, uh…

 

B&B Best Lines, Monday, November 11, 2019

Hope: Yeah. Right. Of course. Um… I’ve been missing you a lot, too.

Brooke: Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, Douglas! Wow! I am so happy to see you. I’m so glad you could come over tonight. What happened? I was waiting for you to call me back.

Hope: I, uh, I couldn’t…

Douglas: Hope said we might have a sleepover.

Brooke: Oh, that’s great. Well, things must have gone well if Thomas agreed to a sleepover.

Hope: Uh, actually, it’s possible that Douglas might be staying here for a while.

Douglas: Really?

Brooke: Oh, would you like that?

Douglas: If daddy’s okay with it. We’ll have to ask him, right, mommy?

Hope: Yes. Yes, we will.

 

B&B Best Lines, Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Hope: Yeah. Right. Of course. Um… I’ve been missing you a lot, too.

Brooke: Oh! Oh, my God! ] Oh, Douglas! Wow! I am so happy to see you. I’m so glad you could come over tonight. What happened? I was waiting for you to call me back.

Hope: I, uh, I couldn’t…

Douglas: Hope said we might have a sleepover.

Brooke: Oh, that’s great. Well, things must have gone well if Thomas agreed to a sleepover.

Hope: Uh, actually, it’s possible that Douglas might be staying here for a while.

Douglas: Really?

Brooke: Oh, would you like that?

Douglas: If daddy’s okay with it. We’ll have to ask him, right, mommy?

Hope: Yes. Yes, we will.

 

B&B Best Lines, Friday, November 1, 2019

Shauna: I gotta hand it to him. He really does seem like he’s doing the best he can for his son.

Ridge: He’s making an effort. It’s important.

Shauna: Yeah, I mean, we all make mistakes. I understand why you’re supporting him. I do.

Ridge: Glad to see somebody gets it.

Shauna: What is this? Is this it? Is this the best you can do for your Halloween costume?

Ridge: What’s wrong with it?

Shauna: Um, I just thought maybe, you know, shirtless gladiator or half-naked cowboy.

Ridge: Okay. You’ve already seen me half-naked. What more do you want?

Shauna: I can think of something.

 

B&B Best Lines, Thursday, October 31, 2019

Quinn: Oh, yeah. Mm. Whoop. Careful of my lipstick, Caesar.

Eric: Okay.

Quinn: Hee hee hee!

Ridge: All right, take it easy.

Quinn: Ohh!

Ridge: Is that what I’m gonna see every time I walk in here? Come on.

Quinn: Yeah. Especially Sunday brunch. We do it naked over there on the couch.

Ridge: Really? Okay. Uh, mental note– don’t sit on that couch and don’t be here Sunday ever.

Quinn: Ridge!

Ridge: Yeah.

Quinn: What’s going on with your costume?

Ridge: What? It’s almost done. I, uh, I learned something about myself today. I’m a lot better dressing other people than I am dressing myself. And speaking of other people, you forgot to tell me that Shauna’s in the guest house.

 

B&B Best Lines, Wednesday, November 6, 2019

Charlie: Hey, chief, uh, you got a sec?

Ridge: It’s about all I got. Come on in, Charlie.

Jake: Maintenance on the washers is underway.

Charlie: You, uh, you don’t remember.

Ridge: Uh, I’ve got a lot on my plate. What?

Jake: The industrial washers. They were leaving rust deposits on the garments. Not any longer. I hired a company that specializes in this sort of stuff. They’re pickling as we speak.

Ridge: They’re pickling?

Jake: Yeah, it’s a term for how you remove the rust.

Charlie: Jake says they’ll be purring like happy kitties real soon.

Jake: Yeah, at the moment, though, they’re in pieces being cleaned in hydrofluoric acid.

Ridge: Wait, what?

Jake: I know. It’s a big project. Don’t worry. It’ll be out of this building before you know it.

 

B&B Best Lines, Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Thomas: Hope hasn’t moved on.

Zoe: She’s back with Liam. You know, they’re raising Beth.

Thomas: Okay, look, she still wants to be a mother to Douglas.

Zoe: Okay, but she had your marriage annulled, so that’s not going to happen.

Thomas: That’s what she wants more than anything. She said it. I mean, that’s where her focus is. But I know something else is going on–something underneath the surface. I could tell while I was there, but it was something she didn’t want me to see.

Zoe: Like what?

Thomas: I don’t know. But if I’d gotten her to stay, I would have found out.

Zoe: You asked her to stay the night?

Thomas: That’s all it’d take. One night with me, and… everything would be different for us.

Zoe: You think you’re that good.

Thomas: I know when a woman is into me.

Zoe: Well…then this shouldn’t surprise you at all.  Well, look at that. Thomas Forrester is speechless.

Thomas: You made my point.

Zoe: And what’s that?

Thomas: Hope doesn’t know what she’s missing.

Zoe: Hope?

Thomas: Yeah, and if she’d stop being so uptight and just give into her desires, we’d have a lot of fun together.

Zoe:  Okay, I plant a kiss on you, and you’re talking about Hope? Thomas, I thought that you came here to talk about your future, not your past.

Thomas: Hope wants a relationship with me.

Zoe: Oh, God, come on.

Thomas: She’s talking about shared custody. She wants to be in my life.

Zoe: Yeah, I was trying to get your attention, but it’s like you can’t keep your mind off of Hope. I’m starting to think that you’re just obsessed with her. I mean, seriously, did that kiss have no impact on you at all?

Thomas: Look, Zoe, you… You are a beautiful woman. Sexy. And under different circumstances… but there’s only one woman for me, and I’m doing everything I can to get her back in my life.

 

B&B Best Lines, Monday, November 4, 2019

Hope: What are you saying?

Thomas: You heard me. You give me you… I give you Douglas.

Hope: You want me… in exchange for a place in Douglas’ life?

Thomas: Not if you don’t want to. Look, maybe we should just forget this.

Hope: What?

Thomas: Yeah, the whole thing, the custody, everything. I mean, maybe you’re not as committed to this as I thought you were