Days Weekly Best Lines May 2, 2022

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Sonny: So the double wedding ended with nobody getting married?
Chad: That’s right we had one bride three grooms and not a single I do. A very Salem wedding.

(to Chad)
Sonny: I wish I could have seen what his face looked like.
Leo: His face looked like this. Ready to kill.

Gwen: I sure wasn’t expecting to see you. The last thing you had said to me was you were done with me.
Jack: This was Jennifer’s idea.
Gwen: Oh come on don’t jerk. Nobody’s that wonderful.

(why Gwen did what she did to Sarah)
Gwen: The reason why she did it–
Jack: What the devil made you do it?
Gwen: In a way, yes.

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Days Weekly Best Lines March 28, 2022

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(to Orpheus)
EJ: Clyde doesn’t trust me? I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked.
Orpheus: I’ll also be keeping a close eye on you.
EJ: Oohh. I’m flattered.
Orpheus: That smart mouth of yours will get you killed around here.

Chad: Since Phoenix, I haven’t been able to get you out of my head.
Leo: All this time I’ve been living there rent free and I didn’t know it.

Leo: This is quite the sexual revelation. It’s right up there with the time I saw Chris Evans kiss that dude.
Chad: Chris Evans is gay?
Leo: Sadly no. It’s his brother, but in my head I thought it was still Chris.

(to Chad)
Leo: Chadwick if you had spilled all of this tea sooner, I would have been all over it and you.

(to Chad)
Leo: I noticed your bad acting a mile away.

 

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Days Weekly Best Lines January 31, 2022

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(to Abby)

Kristen: Has anyone ever to you that you’re quite annoying? You’re like a mosquito with a press pass

(to Kristen)

Abby: Compared to everything else you’ve done, imitating Susan Banks is like jaywalking.

Craig: I never said I was gay.

Chloe: You said you were in love with a man. The terminology doesn’t matter.

Kate: EJ was sentenced for 10 years.

Roman: Good. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

(to Kate)

Roman: I hope EJ’s new roommate is lonely and hasn’t seen someone in a long time.

Gwen: Don’t get mad.

Xander: Don’t get mad? I am naked as a jaybird asking you to marry me.

(to Stefano’s painting)

Johnny: You were married like a 100 times. How much alimony were you paying?

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Days Weekly Best Lines January 17, 2022

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(to Trask)
Kate: You have a warrant to eavesdrop on our conversation?

The judge: I trust you are feeling better.
Chad: Yes your honor.
The judge: Good. Remember you’re under oath. Try not to choke this time.

(to EJ)
Chad: We’ll see you in 10 years or never. Never is better.

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Days Weekly Best Lines January 10, 2022

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Nicole: EJ should not be representing himself.
Belle: I think EJ’s having the same revelation. Last night he asked me to represent him.
Nicole: Are you going to?
Belle: No! I turned him down.
Nicole: Why?
Belle: Well, I work for DiMera so it would be a professional conflict of interest not to mention a personal one.
Nicole: Meaning Sami would lose her mind if you took his case.
Belle: Exactly!
Nicole: Seems to me like a really good reason to do it.

(to Johnny)
EJ: Would you sit down! I feel like there’s a vulture circling around.

Johnny: I’m a changed man.
EJ: Don’t say you acting like a jerk.
Johnny: You don’t think I was?
EJ: Of course you were, but don’t admit it.

(to Tripp)
Ava: Poor Chanel. You know I’m a Vitalli and I think the DiMeras are cruel b*stards.
Tripp: Allie agrees with you.

EJ: I hope to see you in court. I will understand if you don’t want to disappoint your mother.
Johnny: It wouldn’t be the first time; it wouldn’t be the last time.

(to Kate about Chad)
Lucas: He is such a DiMera. He makes me sick. I knew he was going to say something.

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Days Weekly Best Lines December 27, 2021

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(to Lucas about Marlena’s possession)
Sami: As it turns out, my mother is the devil’s favorite place to go for the holidays.

(to Belle)
Brady: All I want for Christmas this year is to get out of jail.

(to the devil)
Sami: You shut up or you will get a whole face of Holy water.
The devil: You ungrateful sow!

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Days Weekly Best Lines Friday, November 26, 2021

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Sami (to Marlena): You’ve been possessed by the Devil again? I thought it was like the chicken pox and it could only happen to you once.

Sami (to Marlena): Great now I have to take my mother being possessed by the devil off my list of things I never had to worry about again.

Devil Kristen: You bit me.
John: Yeah and you taste like…

Rafe (to Ava about making a big meal after her disastrous week): Why would you need comfort food after this week?

Ava: I can talk to you a lot of things even if you don’t like movies.
Rafe: I know the Big Lobowski was a great movie.

EJ: I want that necklace back.
Gabi: Well, people in Hell want ice water

Marlena (about what happened to Sami): Do you know who kidnapped her?
Devil Kristen: My lips are sealed unlike what happened a while ago.

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Days Weekly Best Lines September 17, 2021

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Rafe (about Julie hiring Ava): Julie would be crazy not to hire you.
Ava: Given my previous occupation, my resume is a little unconventional.

Steve: How you doing man?
Justin: My fiancée is in jail for larceny and murder. Other than that, I’m doing great.

Philip (to Ava): Ava. Here to shake down Julie for some protection money?

Philip (to Ava): On think I learned from being around you. Crime doesn’t pay.

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Days Weekly Best Lines August 27, 2021

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Pauline (to Johnny): My daughter Chanel could do worse than you. In fact, she has.

Jack: Xander would never throw himself under the bus to cover for Gwen. They barely know each other.
Julie: They know each other well enough to have sex with each other on the couch.

Xander: I’ll just hire Justin. I’m sure he’ll give me the family discount.
EJ: Remind me again when was the last time Justin won a case?
Xander: You’re right. Justin lost a custody case against your wife and she’s not even an attorney.

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Days Weekly Best Lines August 16, 2021

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Sami (to Rafe about Nicole): You better get out of here. The b*tch and I need to talk.

Abe: I don’t know why you’re giving your Aunt Paulina a hard time?
Lani: Did you get Ciara’s amnesia?

Gwen: How drunk was Nicole when she slept with you?
Xander: What made you thinks he was drunk?
Gwen: No woman would sleep with you if she weren’t drunk.

Xander: Why don’t you get a job?
Gwen: Can’t find one that quite matches my skill set.
Xander: Oh yeah. You’re very skilled at drugging people and seducing CEOs

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