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Phyllis: Diane, this is my hotel. Get out of the lobby — I’m serious. You don’t belong down here. If you want to relax, perhaps we’ll send a masseuse up to your room. That’d be great. Maybe a bottle of rosé. On the house, no arsenic.
Diane: Oh, that sounds lovely and not a threat at all.
Phyllis: Go. Don’t you dare leave this room without alerting me first, please.
Diane: Okay. So are you going to call room service?
Phyllis: What are you talking about?
Diane: Well, you promised me a bottle of rosé, remember?
Phyllis: Get it yourself.
Diane: On the house.
Phyllis: No, we’re not doing that for you.
Diane: Phyllis —
Phyllis: And by the way, the masseuse, he’s not coming up. If you want a masseuse, you call for it on your own. Got it?
Diane: So in other words, you will lie to my face if it means keeping me locked up in here.
Phyllis: Yes! I will lie to your face until you understand the severity and the stakes of the situation.
Diane: I understand them perfectly.