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103 “Lone Gunmen”

Oliver: What happened? Thea okay?

John: The cops brought her home. She and some of her friends broke into a store tried on some dresses last night. Lit up the breathalyzer like a Christmas tree. So how was your evening, sir?

Oliver: You mean, after I said I had to go bathroom at dinner and never came back?

John: I guess from now on I’ll be watching you pee.

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Moira: Last time it was public intoxication. This time breaking and entering. My, how we are moving up in the criminal world.

Thea: Mm. You know, when you pay off the store owner you should check out the merchandise. – They got some pretty killer outfits.

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Lucas: Maybe he’s finally figured out there’s easier ways to kill people than with a bow and arrow. Uh, it’s like you said, the guy’s a whack job.

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Oliver: So what do you think? Great spot for a nightclub or what?

Tommy: Sweet. Though, I gotta tell you, man, f you’re thinking calling it Queens, I don’t think you’re gonna get the clientele you were hoping for.

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Oliver: Private office?

Tommy: For the private one-on-one meetings, I would imagine.

Oliver: Hopefully the occasional two-on-one meeting.

Tommy: [Laughs]

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Tommy: How about tomorrow night, the two of us go and scope out the competition? There’s a new club opening downtown. It’s called Poison. Max Fuller owns it.

Oliver: Max Fuller.

Tommy: Mm-hm.

Oliver: I slept with his fiancee.

Tommy: Yeah, before the wedding.

Oliver: It was at rehearsal dinner.

Tommy: The rehearsal dinner is technically before the wedding, right? Ha, ha.

Oliver: Ha, ha.

Tommy: And besides, who stays mad at a castaway?

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John: Well, this is the Glades, right? Your rich white friends wouldn’t come to this neighborhood on a bet.

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Laurel: Joanna, I’m over him.

Joanna:  [Scoffs]

Laurel: And you don’t believe me.

Joanna: Well, I would have if I wouldn’t have just caught you trolling for articles on him!

Laurel: I wasn’t trolling!

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Joanna:  Okay. That’s gotta stop. So we are going out tonight. And– and we are gonna have some shots, and we are gonna dance with men that we don’t know, and we are gonna stay out way too late.

Laurel: I really don’t think I can go out tonight.

Joanna: It is adorable that you actually think I’m giving you a choice.

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Thea: Grounded? I’ve never been grounded.

Moira: Well, you’ve never committed larceny before.

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Alexei: First, we will drink to each other’s health then I will look into the identity of this man you seek.  Aah. I will also confirm that you are really Bratva captain. Should this not be the case, I will send my mechanic here to find you and kill you and your family.

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Bouncer: I don’t see your name on the list.

John: Mr. Queen.

Oliver: Oh. I have never seen this guy before in my life. Ever.

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Tommy: Oh, wow.  Doesn’t you going out and having fun violate some kind of law? You know, like the ones that are carved on a stone tablet?

Laurel: That’s cute, Tommy.

Tommy: Thanks.

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Tommy: You wanna get to him? You’ve gotta go through me.  Wow, they are probably gonna go through me.

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Laurel: So is this over, Max? Or are you gonna have your boys pound on me next?

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Tommy: The girl’s pretty cute.

John: That’s my sister-in-law.

Tommy: Who I will never speak to or look at…Ever. Gonna grab a booth.

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Carly: So sweet of you to adopt two white boys.  They need a good role model.

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Tommy: Look, man about Laurel. I was gonna tell you. I was just trying to figure out the right way.

Oliver: To tell somebody that you slept with their girlfriend after they went missing and were then presumed dead.  What, there’s no greeting card for that?

[Both chuckle]

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Oliver:  No, Mr. Queen was my father.

Felicity:  Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. You didn’t, which means you could come down to the IT Department and listen to me babble. Which Will end.  In 3…2…1.

Oliver: Having trouble with my computer and they told me that you were the person to come and see.  I was at my coffee shop surfing the web and I spilt a latte on it.

Felicity:  Really?

Oliver: Yeah.

Felicity:  Because these look like bullet holes.

Oliver:  My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood.

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Felicity:  Look, I don’t wanna get in the middle of some Shakespearean family drama thing.

Oliver:  What?

Felicity:  Mr.  Steele marrying your mom.  Claudius, Gertrude… Hamlet?

Oliver:  I didn’t study Shakespeare at any of the four schools that I dropped out of.

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Tommy:  I wanted to talk to you about last night.

Laurel:  You mean how I saved your asses? You’re welcome.

Tommy:  Okay, first of all, we shall never, ever speak of that ever again.  Secondly, I think you know that I meant the other thing.

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102 “Honor Thy Father”

Oliver: This guy gets more air-time than the Kardashians, right?
Thea: Five years on an island and you still know who they are.
Oliver: I’ve been catching up. It’s nice to see how much our culture has improved while I was away.

Oliver: It’s fine, Walter, I’ve been in a courtroom before.
Tommy: Four times by my estimate. You know, there was the DUI, the assault on that paparazzi douchebag, stealing that taxi, which was just awesome, by the way, and who could forget peeing on the cop?
Moira: I wish everyone would.

Laurel: What are you doing here?
Oliver: Oh, they were bringing me back from the dead. Legally speaking.

Laurel: Oliver just got back from five years on an uncharted island. Before that, he was cheating on me with my sister. He was with her when she died. And last week, he told me to stay away from him. It was really good advice. Excuse me.

Moira: I hired you to protect my son. Now, I’m not a professional bodyguard, but it seems to me that the first requirement would be managing to stay next to the man you’re hired to protect.
Diggle: With all due respect, ma’am, I never had a client who didn’t want my protection.

Oliver: Thea, do you think this is what Dad would want for you?
Thea: Dead people don’t want anything. It’s one of the benefits of being dead.

Quentin: Well, I owe you an apology, Mr. Somers. We come all the way down to your docks, and it turns out, you don’t need the police after all.
Somers: Which is exactly what I’ve been saying.
Quentin: Yeah. So I guess that 9-1-1 call that we got last night from your stevedore, saying that you were getting attacked by a guy in a green hood and a bow and arrow… I-I guess…I guess that, well… Hmm. Was that a practical joke?
Somers: These guys like to fool around.
Quentin: Yeah. [Scoffs] Well, you know, I’d be very much inclined to believe an honest, upstanding businessman like yourself, except, well, one of my men found this at your docks.
[Quentin pulls a green arrow out of an evidence bag and shows it to Somers.]
Quentin: You see, there’s this vigilante running around. He thinks he’s some kind of Robin Hood. He’s robbing the rich, he’s trying to teach them a lesson I guess. I don’t know, I don’t know. But the point is… the man’s a killer. And nothing, and no one, is going to stop me from bringing him down. But like you said…

Walter: I remember when your father used to bring you here when you were a boy. You always were so excited.
Oliver: Dad let me drink soda in the office.
Moira: Ah, so that’s why you enjoyed coming.

Moira: Sweetheart, Oliver, Walter and I have something to discuss with you. Come, please sit.
Oliver: Mom, it makes me nervous when you ask me to sit down.

Walter: Everyone here understands that this transition is really difficult for you.
Oliver: Thank you, Walter. Which part, though? Everyone fantasizing that I got my MBA while I was on the island? Or the fact that my father’s CFO now sleeps down the hall from me?
[Moira starts walking away, but turns around and looks at Oliver.]
Moira: You know, five years ago, your irresponsibility was somewhat charming. It is a lot less so now.

Oliver: Wow. This place hasn’t changed in five years. (Chuckling)
Laurel (frustrated): I haven’t really had time to redecorate.
Oliver: I’m a jerk. Before the island, I was a jerk. And now I’m just a… I’m a damaged jerk.

Oliver: I thought about many things on the island, but there was one thing that I thought about every day. I actually dreamed about it, and I promised myself that if I ever got a chance to do it again, I’d do it with you.
[Oliver holds up a tub of ice cream.]
Oliver: Eat ice cream.

Quentin: Oh, thank God. Thank God. Are you all right?
Laurel: I’m okay. Those cops that you put on me…
Quentin: [Sighs] They…
Diggle: I went outside to ask for a light, and they were both dead in the squad car.
Quentin: It’s okay. Mr. Diggle, thank you. Feel free to run as many red lights in the city as you want.

Quentin: Your job is not going after people like the Triad or Somers.
Laurel: My job is to use the law to fight for what is right. Just like you taught me.
Quentin: Well, that’s dirty: using me against me. You can’t do that.

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